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What was the grave digger’s review of the movie?

I dug it.

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1. My dad always told me that I could be any person I want. But the police disagreed with this….

Apparently identity theft is a crime.

2. Why were cavemen so bad with directions?

Because they were Meanderthals.

3. A cat goes to the vet.

One day a cat goes to the vet. He jumps up on the exam table and looks at the vet and says “Meow, Meow”. The vet says “Can you explain in a little more detail?” The cat lifts up his front paw, and says “This ow”.

4. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Poker Face. *ducking and running*

5. Music has become really gratuitous...

...There's far too much sax and violins in music these days.

6. I told my family I invited a sailor, a people-pleaser, and a pro golfer to dinner tonight. My wife asked, ‘How will we tell them apart?’

I’m like, “Easy - the sailor talks with coarse language, the people-pleaser uses of course language, and the golfer speaks course language.”

7. What's the difference between being hungry and being horny?

Where you put the cucumber

8. I masturbated so good last night that when I woke up this morning…

My dick was in the kitchen making me breakfast.

9. The Popemobile doesn't have a convex rear view mirror.

It's conclave.

10. What kind of culture does this subreddit belong to?

Pop culture!

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